When corporate gave its Dunder Mifflin branches the mission to collectively lose the most weight as a staff in exchange for three vacation days, some took the task seriously, some not so seriously, and some too seriously. Kelly, for example, reverted to a maple syrup, lemon juice, cian pepper and water cleansing diet which eventually caused her to pass out right off the scale. It’ll be worth it when she’s in that bakini though.

After the last season of NBC’s The Office produced just 14 episodes, plagued by the writers’ strike, Dunder Mifflinites are parched and gathered at the water cooler for tonight’s season premier, titled “Weight Loss.”